Reuters:
"Age-long territorial dispute and turmoil in the region settled when in the middle of another political summit between warring regions out of nowhere came long-haired sweating and cursing guy, who said that everybody can suck his *beep* and this *beeping* place no belongs to *beeping* Brigade.
Everybody agreed and went home."
pvt.Dragonath took India. Brigade HQ still doesn’t know if this was such a good idea…
At least it looks good on the map, so thanks, trooper!